tickle her sweetly
some asshole beat his girlfriend n got carted  away by local authorities late this evening, early this morning - sittin  here watchin tv; blood curtling screams: "AHHH SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME" -  so i run out there to check n see (in my socks, been rainin) - the  building next door, upper balcony, middle hallway, 3 uniforms holdin him  down already - he's, like, beggin wittem: "no please don't do this to  me, this is my girl..." (tryin to reason wittem) - ok, pal - n the whole  time i'm thinkin, what i wanna hear the cops say is: "yeah, that's yer  girl, u hit her, n now yer goin to jail, now shaddap before we gag you"   - n i'm sure they were explaining things to him best they could, but  whatever wasn't workin - he still seemed to think if he could just get  them to understand that... they were, like, dating or something, that...  n they'd just had sex, or were just about to... that: whatever the  centurions were so excited abo...